BARK BARK BARK! BAAARK BARK GRRRR BAARK BARK!
- Crispy
Crispy is a skeleton dog who just wants to play! He's really very loud about it, much to the dismay of everyone in the nearby vicinity. Just throw him a stick or a ball or whatever and let him fetch it a couple dozen times - he'll tire himself out soon enough. And then you can go back to peace and quiet...
At least, until he wakes up again.